I’m Sorry. Did you Say Anal Warts?

Follow my blog with Bloglovin Spoiler alert.  This post is about to get nasty. Delicate souls should stop reading now because no good will come of it. Trust me, you won't be enlightened, just horrified. Now you Schizer fans, well, pull up a chair and make yourself comfy. *For those of you using the interwebz for investigative …

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It’s a Sad Day if You’re Coming to Dr. Sean for Counseling and Career Advice

I don't know what it is about me that makes strangers seek my advice when they get into my car when I'm driving rideshare. Maybe it's my sage appearance or the wise tone in my voice. Or maybe it's because they are already used to asking unqualified strangers for crucial relationship, legal, and medical advice over the …

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A Road Less Traveled (or How I Ended up in Bum F*** Egypt)

It was oh-dark-30 and I was on an unlit road to nowhere, heading to a town I hadn't even known existed. How the hell did this happen? About thirty minutes before, I had been summoned to the Coach House in Scottsdale at around 12:30 a.m. I'd almost turned off the Uber Driver app to head …

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Starbucks Salted Caramel Hot Chocolate

A Starbucks Holiday Tale of Woe (A Blast from the Past)

Jumping into the Way Back Machine. The House Guest requested I publish an old favorite Christmas story where Starbucks did it's best to kill my holiday spirit. I've expanded on it and polished it up a bit. Enjoy! So, I figured I'd stop by my local Starbucks on the way home from work to get a Salted Caramel Hot …

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Why I Endangered a Kid in My Rideshare Ambulance

The other night, I had an ill child in my car who probably needed surgery -- and a moral dilemma on my hands. It was Thursday night and I was doing some rideshare driving. I'd driven a party of four down to Riggs road, way the hell south of my normal area of operation, but whatever, …

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Dick Pics and Other Unintended Things Burned into My Retinas

"Oh my God! Look what my sister's date sent her!" My friend and I were sitting at a red light several years ago when she flipped her phone around, and I was suddenly confronted by a forwarded photo of some strange guy's boner. My Spidey Sense had definitely failed me. "Arrrgghhh geezus, what the f*ck!?!" …

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