'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.
Luckily the Dead Aren’t in a Hurry
Lucky for the Pharoh Khufu, I wasn't in charge of building his final resting place, the Great Pyramid.
Age Is Just a Number (Especially in My Family)
It's hard to keep track of your own age, never mind someone else's.
Top Gun: Maverick — Worth Seeing?
As a fighter plane nerd growing up, of course I saw Top Gun and some of the inaccuracies bugged me. The sequel is out now and I knew it would be full of inaccuracies but would that stop me from seeing it? Oh hell no.
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
The older I get, the weirder my sleep pattern gets and it's causing some issues.
Yep, I’m a Whitey
So Ancestry.com just added a new feature where they breakdown your DNA profile by parent contribution. Time to see what surprises Ancestry.com had in store for me.
I got a blood test earlier in the month. The good news -- I have plenty of it.
The Neighborhood Death March
I really hate exercising, even walking. But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, right?
Time for Hot Love(birds)
So what do you do when you end up with birds with heat exhaustion? Provide them air conditioning and a misting system, of course.
Finito! It’s Gone
I finally had to admit that my long hair looked awful most of the time. It's glory days were thirty years in the rearview mirror, and now I looked like the crazy guy you don't want to sit next to on the bus. It was time to take drastic measures.