In today's blog post, we'll look inside the culinary survival strategies of a middle-aged man whose refrigerator currently contains butter, expired optimism, and a suspiciously immortal bag of apples.
The Land Manatee Takes on the Long Arm of the Law
I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop the other day. The moment I made a wide three-laned turn out of a shopping center, and saw a motorcycle break away from the pack of oncoming cars, I had that sinking feeling. Yep, cop coming in hot. I’d swung wide because I needed to hit a …
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I’mmmm baaaaaaackkkkk!
Hey folks—it's been a while.(Damn—I thought it’d been two years. Turns out it’s closer to three.) I’m back with a quick status update… and, naturally, a little complaining. So what’s happened over the last thousand-something days?Honestly—not a damn thing. Well, nothing too exciting, which is its own kind of depressing. The big news: The Houseguest …
Surviving the Scorching Heat: Tales from the Bird Spa.
So, this bird thing might have gotten out of hand.
Blame It on the Mongolians
'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.
Luckily the Dead Aren’t in a Hurry
Lucky for the Pharoh Khufu, I wasn't in charge of building his final resting place, the Great Pyramid.
Age Is Just a Number (Especially in My Family)
It's hard to keep track of your own age, never mind someone else's.
Top Gun: Maverick — Worth Seeing?
As a fighter plane nerd growing up, of course I saw Top Gun and some of the inaccuracies bugged me. The sequel is out now and I knew it would be full of inaccuracies but would that stop me from seeing it? Oh hell no.
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
The older I get, the weirder my sleep pattern gets and it's causing some issues.
Yep, I’m a Whitey
So Ancestry.com just added a new feature where they breakdown your DNA profile by parent contribution. Time to see what surprises Ancestry.com had in store for me.
Tales from the Land Manatee 