'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.

'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.
Lucky for the Pharoh Khufu, I wasn't in charge of building his final resting place, the Great Pyramid.
It's hard to keep track of your own age, never mind someone else's.