'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.

'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.
It's hard to keep track of your own age, never mind someone else's.
The older I get, the weirder my sleep pattern gets and it's causing some issues.
So Ancestry.com just added a new feature where they breakdown your DNA profile by parent contribution. Time to see what surprises Ancestry.com had in store for me.
I got a blood test earlier in the month. The good news -- I have plenty of it.
I really hate exercising, even walking. But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, right?
So what do you do when you end up with birds with heat exhaustion? Provide them air conditioning and a misting system, of course.
I finally had to admit that my long hair looked awful most of the time. It's glory days were thirty years in the rearview mirror, and now I looked like the crazy guy you don't want to sit next to on the bus. It was time to take drastic measures.
We're one year into the pandemic crisis and, according to some, my hair has also become a disaster.
I don't know what's going on -- but strange things are afoot at my local Fry's Grocery store. Either I have rotten luck -- or the Universe has it in for me.