In today's blog post, we'll look inside the culinary survival strategies of a middle-aged man whose refrigerator currently contains butter, expired optimism, and a suspiciously immortal bag of apples.
Category: Humor
I’mmmm baaaaaaackkkkk!
Hey folks—it's been a while.(Damn—I thought it’d been two years. Turns out it’s closer to three.) I’m back with a quick status update… and, naturally, a little complaining. So what’s happened over the last thousand-something days?Honestly—not a damn thing. Well, nothing too exciting, which is its own kind of depressing. The big news: The Houseguest …
Surviving the Scorching Heat: Tales from the Bird Spa.
So, this bird thing might have gotten out of hand.
Blame It on the Mongolians
'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.
Age Is Just a Number (Especially in My Family)
It's hard to keep track of your own age, never mind someone else's.
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
The older I get, the weirder my sleep pattern gets and it's causing some issues.
Yep, I’m a Whitey
So Ancestry.com just added a new feature where they breakdown your DNA profile by parent contribution. Time to see what surprises Ancestry.com had in store for me.
Bad Blood
I got a blood test earlier in the month. The good news -- I have plenty of it.
The Neighborhood Death March
I really hate exercising, even walking. But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, right?
Time for Hot Love(birds)
So what do you do when you end up with birds with heat exhaustion? Provide them air conditioning and a misting system, of course.
Tales from the Land Manatee 