'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.
Age Is Just a Number (Especially in My Family)
It's hard to keep track of your own age, never mind someone else's.
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
The older I get, the weirder my sleep pattern gets and it's causing some issues.
Yep, I’m a Whitey
So Ancestry.com just added a new feature where they breakdown your DNA profile by parent contribution. Time to see what surprises Ancestry.com had in store for me.
I got a blood test earlier in the month. The good news -- I have plenty of it.
The Neighborhood Death March
I really hate exercising, even walking. But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, right?
Time for Hot Love(birds)
So what do you do when you end up with birds with heat exhaustion? Provide them air conditioning and a misting system, of course.
Finito! It’s Gone
I finally had to admit that my long hair looked awful most of the time. It's glory days were thirty years in the rearview mirror, and now I looked like the crazy guy you don't want to sit next to on the bus. It was time to take drastic measures.
Update: Pandemic Hair
We're one year into the pandemic crisis and, according to some, my hair has also become a disaster.
The Universe – or Someone – Has It in for Me
I don't know what's going on -- but strange things are afoot at my local Fry's Grocery store. Either I have rotten luck -- or the Universe has it in for me.