I hate cleaning up bodies -- especially when they're hidden in my back yard.
Category: Humor
Birdemic in the Backyard
I set out to feed a group of unruly African lovebirds that live in my neighborhood. Seems they have high expectations, and somehow it has become a full-time job.
The Most Beautiful Woman in the World
I started writing about my long-ago battle of wits with my goddaughter...um, let's see -- maybe last year? To be honest, I have no idea. I was bad enough keeping track of time before COVID and now every day I'm asking myself "Wait, is today Blursday or Thriday the 81st of Junvember?" Anyway, better late than never, right?
In Need of a Pandemic Haircut
Ever look in the mirror and go 'WTF? I look like I've run out of meds.' Yeah, I'm kind of at that moment right now.
Memory Loss Happens to the Best of Us
My memory sucks. All I wanted to do was go up to the grocery store. But I just couldn't find my damned wallet.
Thoughts on the Coronavirus and Toilet Paper
Thing are getting real with COVID19 as businesses close and events are canceled. Yours truly is stuck at home, so thought I might as well post some thoughts on the matter.
Tormented by the Human Bloodhound
The Houseguest has been a great roommate -- except for when she's a pain in the ass. Like when it comes to certain smells -- like pot pies.
Welcome to Medical Hell
I don't know why, but even though I don't eat right and I don't exercise, I've always felt like I'm a healthy person. Until this week, that is, when I entered medical hell.
DIY Project? Luxury Vinyl Planks
It was that time of year when I decide to take on a DIY project and my friends get nervous. And this would be the biggest project ever.
Don’t Pay the Ransom; I’ve Escaped!
Does it ever feel like life has kidnapped you and is holding you hostage so you can't get anything done? After a few weeks of this, life is slowly returning to normal. (Whether that's a good thing is a separate question.)
Tales from the Land Manatee 