The Land Manatee vs an Angry Mike Tyson
If you keep your eyes closed, you'll never show fear

On August 24, 2019August 24, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Humor8 Comments

Would I take on an angry Mike Tyson in his prime for a huge pile of money? Would you?

I Think I Have a Sleep Allergy
Anyone have a benadryl?

On August 16, 2019August 16, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Humor19 Comments

I have a love-hate relationship with sleep and currently, it hates me.

Job Searching and Weasley Recruiters

On August 5, 2019August 6, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Human Interest, Humor15 Comments

I hate looking for work. But I also hate starving and homelessness.

I’m Free! (Uh Make that Unemployed)
Being jobless isn't too bad. It's the homelessness and starvation that sucks.

On August 2, 2019August 2, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Humor16 Comments

If someone tells you they chose freedom over the rat race, it means they're probably unemployed. I started my life of freedom at the end of last month.

Getting Rid of My Enemy, the Ganglion Cyst
Who says violence never solves anything?

On July 28, 2019July 29, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor13 Comments

My old nemesis, the ganglion cyst had returned. Clearly, one of us had to go.

Sample Chapter: The Big Reveal
That was not what I was expecting

On July 23, 2019July 25, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Humor, Sean's Non-Fiction, Writing16 Comments

When my sister called up and told me she had something important to tell me, I had no idea what to expect.

How I Gained a Mexican Mom

On July 17, 2019July 18, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Humor12 Comments

After my mom died, I had a huge hole in my life. Then I met a hair stylist who became my Mexican mom and gave me advice and good haircuts.

Welcome Aboard the Night Terror Express!
Sleepwalking? Try sleep running.

On July 11, 2019July 11, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Humor19 Comments

How bad was my dream? Well, it ended up in an expensive ambulance ride.

Sitting in a kebab shop in Manchester holding a massive kebab

Trying to Go On a Diet
Battle of the bulge

On June 30, 2019July 28, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor24 Comments

I hate dieting, but I didn't have much choice because I had to fit into my dress clothes for my cousin's wedding. And those calories weren't burning off by themselves.

The Land Manatee Returneth
I'm back, baby!

On June 3, 2019June 4, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor10 Comments

For those of you needing a Land Manatee fix, I'm back from the UK! It was a great trip though things didn't go as smoothly as I would have liked. Naturally.

Tales from the Land Manatee

Category: Humor