In today's blog post, we'll look inside the culinary survival strategies of a middle-aged man whose refrigerator currently contains butter, expired optimism, and a suspiciously immortal bag of apples.
Month: May 2026
The Land Manatee Takes on the Long Arm of the Law
I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop the other day. The moment I made a wide three-laned turn out of a shopping center, and saw a motorcycle break away from the pack of oncoming cars, I had that sinking feeling. Yep, cop coming in hot. I’d swung wide because I needed to hit a …
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