My keys were missing. Magically, mysteriously gone. The problem was, I was already driving when I realized it.
Month: November 2017
Can You Spare a Square?
How a lack of toilet paper is indicative of the eventual doom of the human species.
Before I launch into my day of indignity, I just want to say that I hate to tell you, but as a species, we're doomed and there's no way around it. The culprit? It's not climate change; it's not nuclear weapons; it's not a worldwide pandemic; it's not even an asteroid of doom heading our way. Oh …
My Time with a Prostitute
I got more than I bargained for when I picked a young woman up one morning.
The Land Manatee has Landed
Welcome to my new blog Tales from the Land Manatee. I'll try to entertain you with my cautionary tales and observations on life.
*^@& You, WordPress!
My first post. Might as well start of doing what I do best — complaining.