My keys were missing. Magically, mysteriously gone. The problem was, I was already driving when I realized it.

My keys were missing. Magically, mysteriously gone. The problem was, I was already driving when I realized it.
Before I launch into my day of indignity, I just want to say that I hate to tell you, but as a species, we're doomed and there's no way around it. The culprit? It's not climate change; it's not nuclear weapons; it's not a worldwide pandemic; it's not even an asteroid of doom heading our way. Oh …
I got more than I bargained for when I picked a young woman up one morning.
Welcome to my new blog Tales from the Land Manatee. I'll try to entertain you with my cautionary tales and observations on life.
My first post. Might as well start of doing what I do best — complaining.