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The Land Manatee has Landed

On November 7, 2017November 30, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Uncategorized3 Comments

Welcome to my new blog Tales from the Land Manatee. I'll try to entertain you with my cautionary tales and observations on life.

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On November 7, 2017December 1, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Uncategorized5 Comments

My first post. Might as well start of doing what I do best — complaining.

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Who’s this Sean Layton guy?

Pretty much a walking cautionary tale.

Born in the UK, I’ve lived most of my life under the blazing Arizona sun (i.e. sheltering in air-conditioned buildings). I’ve got an MFA in creative writing from ASU and work as a copywriter.

After years of posting on Facebook, I’m making my tales of woe and my musings available for an even larger audience to ignore (at their own peril). Typically humorous, things occasionally get serious.

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What others call poor decision making, I call teachable moments.

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