In today's blog post, we'll look inside the culinary survival strategies of a middle-aged man whose refrigerator currently contains butter, expired optimism, and a suspiciously immortal bag of apples.
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The Land Manatee Takes on the Long Arm of the Law
I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop the other day. The moment I made a wide three-laned turn out of a shopping center, and saw a motorcycle break away from the pack of oncoming cars, I had that sinking feeling. Yep, cop coming in hot. I’d swung wide because I needed to hit a …
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I’mmmm baaaaaaackkkkk!
Hey folks—it's been a while.(Damn—I thought it’d been two years. Turns out it’s closer to three.) I’m back with a quick status update… and, naturally, a little complaining. So what’s happened over the last thousand-something days?Honestly—not a damn thing. Well, nothing too exciting, which is its own kind of depressing. The big news: The Houseguest …
Blame It on the Mongolians
'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.
Luckily the Dead Aren’t in a Hurry
Lucky for the Pharoh Khufu, I wasn't in charge of building his final resting place, the Great Pyramid.
Top Gun: Maverick — Worth Seeing?
As a fighter plane nerd growing up, of course I saw Top Gun and some of the inaccuracies bugged me. The sequel is out now and I knew it would be full of inaccuracies but would that stop me from seeing it? Oh hell no.
Bad Blood
I got a blood test earlier in the month. The good news -- I have plenty of it.
Time for Hot Love(birds)
So what do you do when you end up with birds with heat exhaustion? Provide them air conditioning and a misting system, of course.
Murder in the Backyard
I hate cleaning up bodies -- especially when they're hidden in my back yard.
Lewis Black Reads the Jeffrey Dahmer Joke – Kieran’s Bullshit Humor
I know Kieran, the blogger from Kieran's Bullshit Humor, in real life. Recently, comedian Lewis Black read one of Kieran's blog posts at his show. Here's the video of it. via Lewis Black Reads the Jeffrey Dahmer Joke – Kieran's Bullshit Humor
Tales from the Land Manatee 