'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.

'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.
Lucky for the Pharoh Khufu, I wasn't in charge of building his final resting place, the Great Pyramid.
As a fighter plane nerd growing up, of course I saw Top Gun and some of the inaccuracies bugged me. The sequel is out now and I knew it would be full of inaccuracies but would that stop me from seeing it? Oh hell no.
I got a blood test earlier in the month. The good news -- I have plenty of it.
So what do you do when you end up with birds with heat exhaustion? Provide them air conditioning and a misting system, of course.
I hate cleaning up bodies -- especially when they're hidden in my back yard.
I know Kieran, the blogger from Kieran's Bullshit Humor, in real life. Recently, comedian Lewis Black read one of Kieran's blog posts at his show. Here's the video of it. via Lewis Black Reads the Jeffrey Dahmer Joke – Kieran's Bullshit Humor
Heads up. I'll be bitching a lot in this post.
I've decided to add new Category pages to display some of my writing and possibly guest authors (Writing) and short random thoughts that will be found under Musings. You can find these new pages up in the Navigation Menu.
Welcome to my new blog Tales from the Land Manatee. I'll try to entertain you with my cautionary tales and observations on life.