'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.

'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.
I got a blood test earlier in the month. The good news -- I have plenty of it.
So what do you do when you end up with birds with heat exhaustion? Provide them air conditioning and a misting system, of course.
We're one year into the pandemic crisis and, according to some, my hair has also become a disaster.
I don't know what's going on -- but strange things are afoot at my local Fry's Grocery store. Either I have rotten luck -- or the Universe has it in for me.
I hate cleaning up bodies -- especially when they're hidden in my back yard.
I set out to feed a group of unruly African lovebirds that live in my neighborhood. Seems they have high expectations, and somehow it has become a full-time job.
Ever look in the mirror and go 'WTF? I look like I've run out of meds.' Yeah, I'm kind of at that moment right now.
My memory sucks. All I wanted to do was go up to the grocery store. But I just couldn't find my damned wallet.
Thing are getting real with COVID19 as businesses close and events are canceled. Yours truly is stuck at home, so thought I might as well post some thoughts on the matter.