'How bad can I screw up Mongolian chicken?' I thought to myself before initiating my latest man-made disaster.
Category: Houseguest
Bad Blood
I got a blood test earlier in the month. The good news -- I have plenty of it.
Time for Hot Love(birds)
So what do you do when you end up with birds with heat exhaustion? Provide them air conditioning and a misting system, of course.
Update: Pandemic Hair
We're one year into the pandemic crisis and, according to some, my hair has also become a disaster.
The Universe – or Someone – Has It in for Me
I don't know what's going on -- but strange things are afoot at my local Fry's Grocery store. Either I have rotten luck -- or the Universe has it in for me.
Murder in the Backyard
I hate cleaning up bodies -- especially when they're hidden in my back yard.
Birdemic in the Backyard
I set out to feed a group of unruly African lovebirds that live in my neighborhood. Seems they have high expectations, and somehow it has become a full-time job.
In Need of a Pandemic Haircut
Ever look in the mirror and go 'WTF? I look like I've run out of meds.' Yeah, I'm kind of at that moment right now.
Memory Loss Happens to the Best of Us
My memory sucks. All I wanted to do was go up to the grocery store. But I just couldn't find my damned wallet.
Thoughts on the Coronavirus and Toilet Paper
Thing are getting real with COVID19 as businesses close and events are canceled. Yours truly is stuck at home, so thought I might as well post some thoughts on the matter.
Tales from the Land Manatee 