Plumbing issues are my worst nightmare. So of course, the plumbing gods decided it was time to toy with me.
Category: Houseguest
The Bad Uncle: A Christmas Tale of Procrastination
It's a holiday tradition — just not a good one
I'm such a bad uncle. Every year I go into the Christmas season with the best of intentions — and exit with the worst of excuses.
The Lost Art of Gift Wrapping
Somehow, I seem to have misplaced it
It's that dreaded gift-giving time of year, and I had to wrap a gift for my work Christmas party. Naturally, it didn't go quite as I intended. It never does.
Now Turn Your Head and Cough
How women keep men alive in spite of themselves
If a man gets sick in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, does he still whine?
The Houseguest’s Encyclopedic List of Dung Beetle Facts
There's more to it than rolling poop around
Who knew the ancient Egyptians thought the humble dung beetle was sacred? The Houseguest, that's who. And she was determined to tell me all about it — whether I wanted to hear about it or not.
I’m Tired of Being Abused by Cox
Despite the innuendo, click-bait title, and juvenile humor, there is a decided lack of porn in this post. Just me being abused by my crappy ISP. Again.
The Houseguest is Going to Kill Me
Ever know you've screwed up? Like really bad? Like someone told you to do something and you said yeah, yeah, you would take care of it — and you meant to — but you just didn't get around it because, well, you just didn't? This is one of those times.
Did My Post Office Slip Into a Parallel Universe?
So, the Houseguest kept bugging me to mail her early voter ballot to her. Trips to the post office never end well — but what else could I do? So off I went.
Smoked Gouda Triskets Review: No Thanks!
This isn't really a review, but more of a lament that I don't have a time machine to go back and warn myself not to buy them.
Adventures in Supergluing
So, I superglued my hands together. Again. Yeah, that's right — again.