The Lost Art of Gift Wrapping
Somehow, I seem to have misplaced it

On December 16, 2018December 19, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor8 Comments

It's that dreaded gift-giving time of year, and I had to wrap a gift for my work Christmas party. Naturally, it didn't go quite as I intended. It never does.

Now Turn Your Head and Cough
How women keep men alive in spite of themselves

On December 12, 2018December 19, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor18 Comments

If a man gets sick in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, does he still whine?

The Houseguest’s Encyclopedic List of Dung Beetle Facts
There's more to it than rolling poop around

On November 29, 2018December 3, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor3 Comments

Who knew the ancient Egyptians thought the humble dung beetle was sacred? The Houseguest, that's who. And she was determined to tell me all about it — whether I wanted to hear about it or not.

I’m Tired of Being Abused by Cox

On November 14, 2018November 17, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor12 Comments

Despite the innuendo, click-bait title, and juvenile humor, there is a decided lack of porn in this post. Just me being abused by my crappy ISP. Again.

The Houseguest is Going to Kill Me

On October 26, 2018October 26, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor4 Comments

Ever know you've screwed up? Like really bad? Like someone told you to do something and you said yeah, yeah, you would take care of it — and you meant to — but you just didn't get around it because, well, you just didn't? This is one of those times.

Did My Post Office Slip Into a Parallel Universe?

On October 23, 2018December 1, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, HumorLeave a comment

So, the Houseguest kept bugging me to mail her early voter ballot to her. Trips to the post office never end well — but what else could I do? So off I went.

Smoked Gouda Triskets Review: No Thanks!

On October 11, 2018November 29, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor2 Comments

This isn't really a review, but more of a lament that I don't have a time machine to go back and warn myself not to buy them.

Adventures in Supergluing

On October 4, 2018October 12, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor10 Comments

So, I superglued my hands together. Again. Yeah, that's right — again.

Every Land Manatee Has Its Day

On August 29, 2018August 30, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, HumorLeave a comment

Ever have one skill that you practiced ceaselessly for hours on end until you perfected it? But you never had a chance to use it. That was me — until today.

How White Lies Topple the Mighty

On August 24, 2018December 18, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Human Interest, Humor4 Comments

So, the Trump/Obama adviser who I gave an Uber ride to had to resign. Apparently, she got caught fibbing about a law degree. I know, I know, Trump lies every day and nothing happens, but he's had a lot more practice.

Tales from the Land Manatee

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