I tell you, it's awful when your memory starts to go. Did I already post about this??
Category: Houseguest
Getting Rid of My Enemy, the Ganglion Cyst
My old nemesis, the ganglion cyst had returned. Clearly, one of us had to go.
Trying to Go On a Diet
I hate dieting, but I didn't have much choice because I had to fit into my dress clothes for my cousin's wedding. And those calories weren't burning off by themselves.
The Land Manatee Returneth
For those of you needing a Land Manatee fix, I'm back from the UK! It was a great trip though things didn't go as smoothly as I would have liked. Naturally.
I Live with a Plague Bearer
With the Houseguest sick again, I'm considering locking myself in my Man Cave with a can of Lysol.
Nature Hates My Car
My car, when it's clean, is on Nature's shit list. Literally.
Fear of an Exploding Toilet
Plumbing issues are my worst nightmare. So of course, the plumbing gods decided it was time to toy with me.
The Bad Uncle: A Christmas Tale of Procrastination
I'm such a bad uncle. Every year I go into the Christmas season with the best of intentions — and exit with the worst of excuses.
The Lost Art of Gift Wrapping
It's that dreaded gift-giving time of year, and I had to wrap a gift for my work Christmas party. Naturally, it didn't go quite as I intended. It never does.
Now Turn Your Head and Cough
If a man gets sick in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, does he still whine?
