I’m Tired of Being Abused by Cox

On November 14, 2018November 17, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor12 Comments

Despite the innuendo, click-bait title, and juvenile humor, there is a decided lack of porn in this post. Just me being abused by my crappy ISP. Again.

The Houseguest is Going to Kill Me

On October 26, 2018October 26, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor4 Comments

Ever know you've screwed up? Like really bad? Like someone told you to do something and you said yeah, yeah, you would take care of it — and you meant to — but you just didn't get around it because, well, you just didn't? This is one of those times.

Did My Post Office Slip Into a Parallel Universe?

On October 23, 2018December 1, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, HumorLeave a comment

So, the Houseguest kept bugging me to mail her early voter ballot to her. Trips to the post office never end well — but what else could I do? So off I went.

Smoked Gouda Triskets Review: No Thanks!

On October 11, 2018November 29, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor2 Comments

This isn't really a review, but more of a lament that I don't have a time machine to go back and warn myself not to buy them.

Adventures in Supergluing

On October 4, 2018October 12, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor10 Comments

So, I superglued my hands together. Again. Yeah, that's right — again.

Every Land Manatee Has Its Day

On August 29, 2018August 30, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, HumorLeave a comment

Ever have one skill that you practiced ceaselessly for hours on end until you perfected it? But you never had a chance to use it. That was me — until today.

How White Lies Topple the Mighty

On August 24, 2018December 18, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Human Interest, Humor4 Comments

So, the Trump/Obama adviser who I gave an Uber ride to had to resign. Apparently, she got caught fibbing about a law degree. I know, I know, Trump lies every day and nothing happens, but he's had a lot more practice.

Having Trouble Falling Asleep? Join the Club

On August 21, 2018August 22, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor1 Comment

I can't believe I hated naps as a kid. A good nap is worth gold, especially since bosses tend to frown on you taking them. Which is a shame because boy did I need a nap in the worst way at my new job.

Shopping Hell: Round 2

On August 17, 2018October 12, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor8 Comments

Nothing makes me break into a cold sweat like the thought of going clothes shopping. Yet there was no getting around it — it was time to go to the mall again.

When Your House is Hot as Hell

On August 13, 2018December 8, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor3 Comments

What would you do when it's 116 degrees Fahrenheit out? Crank the AC, right? Nope, that's not how I deal with soaring temperatures. And the Houseguest hates me for it.

Tales from the Land Manatee

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