So, I superglued my hands together. Again. Yeah, that's right — again.
Category: Houseguest
Every Land Manatee Has Its Day
Ever have one skill that you practiced ceaselessly for hours on end until you perfected it? But you never had a chance to use it. That was me — until today.
How White Lies Topple the Mighty
So, the Trump/Obama adviser who I gave an Uber ride to had to resign. Apparently, she got caught fibbing about a law degree. I know, I know, Trump lies every day and nothing happens, but he's had a lot more practice.
Having Trouble Falling Asleep? Join the Club
I can't believe I hated naps as a kid. A good nap is worth gold, especially since bosses tend to frown on you taking them. Which is a shame because boy did I need a nap in the worst way at my new job.
Shopping Hell: Round 2
Nothing makes me break into a cold sweat like the thought of going clothes shopping. Yet there was no getting around it — it was time to go to the mall again.
When Your House is Hot as Hell
What would you do when it's 116 degrees Fahrenheit out? Crank the AC, right? Nope, that's not how I deal with soaring temperatures. And the Houseguest hates me for it.
I Was This Close to Kicking a Cat Out of My Car
Not really, but I felt like kicking her owner out after she broke a promise.
The Year of Sean Comes to an End
The Year of Sean has been going on for 364 days but sadly is coming to an end. One more official blissful day of freedom remains before I'm compelled by the Faustian agreement I made to look for a regular job. Of course, as the Houseguest pointed out, there could be a Year of Sean Part II if no one hires me.
Trust Issues
Trust is such an important element in any relationship whether it's one you have with your spouse, partner, coworker, family member, or friend. I mean, if you don't have trust, what do you have? The Houseguest was about to find out.
Lip-Smacking Good
Okay, my sister sent me a video of her dog and it's hilarious.