Ever feel like your life is stepping on one banana peel after another?
Land Manatee Swag
Now for something completely useless
What's the best way to market your blog? Not with mugs and a car magnet branded with its logo. Anyway, so, my order just arrived today...
Musings: When your “Kid” is Way Older than You
Try putting a 75-year-old in time out
It's kind of weird when you reverse roles with an elderly parent. Try laying down the law to a grumpy old man.
The Land Manatee’s Hiking Nightmare
I love the wilderness — as long as I'm not in it.
People love hiking, but to me it means someone is being lazy and needs to get off their ass and build a road so I can drive there.
Fear of an Exploding Toilet
Why does this shit happen to me?
Plumbing issues are my worst nightmare. So of course, the plumbing gods decided it was time to toy with me.
Musings: A Horrific Crime
The shocking murder of a local Lyft driver has me rethinking doing rideshare again.
Musings: I Hate Mistakes in Articles
Have they ever thought about hiring an editor?
I hate typos and other mistakes in articles on professional news sites. Is it just me or does no one seem to give a damn about quality anymore?
The Bad Uncle: A Christmas Tale of Procrastination
It's a holiday tradition — just not a good one
I'm such a bad uncle. Every year I go into the Christmas season with the best of intentions — and exit with the worst of excuses.
The Lost Art of Gift Wrapping
Somehow, I seem to have misplaced it
It's that dreaded gift-giving time of year, and I had to wrap a gift for my work Christmas party. Naturally, it didn't go quite as I intended. It never does.
Now Turn Your Head and Cough
How women keep men alive in spite of themselves
If a man gets sick in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, does he still whine?