When they say "This opportunity could change your life," usually they mean in a good way.
I'm finishing up a humorous piece (hopefully tonight), but here's a bit of free verse because organization is my mortal enemy apparently.
Seize opportunity while you can. You might not get a second chance.
My car, when it's clean, is on Nature's shit list. Literally.
Okay, I confess, so I'm not a poet (I know, shocking), but I wrote a "poem". And it doesn't start out with "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
I'd always wanted a guinea pig when I was a kid, but it never happened. Then in grad school, I ended up with the mutant guinea pig from hell.
When my beard trimmer stopped working properly, I decided to take things (and a screwdriver) into my own hands and get it running again.
You know, sometimes I'm too witty for my own good. It's something I had to learn the hard way.
Ever feel like your life is stepping on one banana peel after another?
What's the best way to market your blog? Not with mugs and a car magnet branded with its logo. Anyway, so, my order just arrived today...