I'd always wanted a guinea pig when I was a kid, but it never happened. Then in grad school, I ended up with the mutant guinea pig from hell.
Author: Sean D. Layton
How (Not) to Fix a Broken Beard Trimmer
When my beard trimmer stopped working properly, I decided to take things (and a screwdriver) into my own hands and get it running again.
The Art of the Devastating Insult
You know, sometimes I'm too witty for my own good. It's something I had to learn the hard way.
Living as a Cartoon Character
Ever feel like your life is stepping on one banana peel after another?
Land Manatee Swag
What's the best way to market your blog? Not with mugs and a car magnet branded with its logo. Anyway, so, my order just arrived today...
Musings: When your “Kid” is Way Older than You
It's kind of weird when you reverse roles with an elderly parent. Try laying down the law to a grumpy old man.
The Land Manatee’s Hiking Nightmare
People love hiking, but to me it means someone is being lazy and needs to get off their ass and build a road so I can drive there.
Fear of an Exploding Toilet
Plumbing issues are my worst nightmare. So of course, the plumbing gods decided it was time to toy with me.
Musings: A Horrific Crime
The shocking murder of a local Lyft driver has me rethinking doing rideshare again.
Musings: I Hate Mistakes in Articles
I hate typos and other mistakes in articles on professional news sites. Is it just me or does no one seem to give a damn about quality anymore?