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Every Land Manatee Has Its Day

On August 29, 2018 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, HumorLeave a comment

Ever have one skill that you practiced ceaselessly for hours on end until you perfected it? But you never had a chance to use it. That was me — until today.

How White Lies Topple the Mighty

On August 24, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Human Interest, Humor4 Comments

So, the Trump/Obama adviser who I gave an Uber ride to had to resign. Apparently, she got caught fibbing about a law degree. I know, I know, Trump lies every day and nothing happens, but he's had a lot more practice.

tired man

Having Trouble Falling Asleep? Join the Club

On August 21, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor1 Comment

I can't believe I hated naps as a kid. A good nap is worth gold, especially since bosses tend to frown on you taking them. Which is a shame because boy did I need a nap in the worst way at my new job.

Shopping Hell: Round 2

On August 17, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor8 Comments

Nothing makes me break into a cold sweat like the thought of going clothes shopping. Yet there was no getting around it — it was time to go to the mall again.

When Your House is Hot as Hell

On August 13, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor3 Comments

What would you do when it's 116 degrees Fahrenheit out? Crank the AC, right? Nope, that's not how I deal with soaring temperatures. And the Houseguest hates me for it.

I Was This Close to Kicking a Cat Out of My Car

On July 8, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor, Rideshare8 Comments

Not really, but I felt like kicking her owner out after she broke a promise.

Push pin marking June 30 on calendar

The Year of Sean Comes to an End

On June 29, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, MusingsLeave a comment

The Year of Sean has been going on for 364 days but sadly is coming to an end. One more official blissful day of freedom remains before I'm compelled by the Faustian agreement I made to look for a regular job. Of course, as the Houseguest pointed out, there could be a Year of Sean Part II if no one hires me.

Trust Issues

On June 27, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor2 Comments

Trust is such an important element in any relationship whether it's one you have with your spouse, partner, coworker, family member, or friend. I mean, if you don't have trust, what do you have? The Houseguest was about to find out.

Lip-Smacking Good

On June 25, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor9 Comments

Okay, my sister sent me a video of her dog and it's hilarious.

Finally Took a DNA Test and Yep, I’m Human (More or Less)

On May 31, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Human Interest, Humor2 Comments

I've always been fascinated by history and genealogy, so it's been somewhat ironic that I know so little about my family history. So I ordered a DNA test to see what kind of genetic surprises might be hiding in the Layton woodpile.

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Born in the UK, I have lived most of my life under the blazing Arizona sun. Okay, that’s a lie, I’ve been sheltering in the air-conditioned indoors. Anyway, I’m a starving writer with an MFA in creative writing (screenwriting & fiction) from ASU.

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