I think people use terms incorrectly because they're lazy — or just to annoy me.
Author: Sean D. Layton
Professional copywriter
How Not to Take Care of Your Air Plant
People say air plants are supposed to be a hassle-free and hard to kill. I just want to go on record and say I didn't take it as a personal challenge to prove them wrong.
The Unwanted Passenger
When someone wanted a ride, I felt the pressure to cave. How was I going to get out of it?
Musings: Stop Collecting Regrets
Stop collecting regrets because life is too short -- plus, they don't increase in value.
Musings: Poem Haters?
I was kind of worried how my readers would react when I posted a couple of poems. Turns out my friends might be a bunch of poem haters.
Escaping Percy Granger
When they say "This opportunity could change your life," usually they mean in a good way.
The Turmoil of Diaspora
I'm finishing up a humorous piece (hopefully tonight), but here's a bit of free verse because organization is my mortal enemy apparently.
The Disappearing Spanish Girl
Seize opportunity while you can. You might not get a second chance.
Nature Hates My Car
My car, when it's clean, is on Nature's shit list. Literally.
Diminuendo
Okay, I confess, so I'm not a poet (I know, shocking), but I wrote a "poem". And it doesn't start out with "There once was a man from Nantucket..."
Tales from the Land Manatee 