When I was thirteen and the old man asked me to prep the barbecue grill, I thought to myself how hard can it be? Well, I was about to find out.
Category: Houseguest
When the Universe Hates Your Guts
You know, I wouldn't say I have terrible luck, but it definitely trends toward being consistently on the poor side. I knew this when I was living on a shoe string budget. But everything had been going along just fine...
Battle of the Apples
Wow, it's been over a year since the Houseguest started renting a room. How time flies! In celebration, I thought I'd look back and share one of our earlier misunderstandings.
How Not to Burn Your House Down
So the Persian New Year known as Nowruz is almost here. Are you excited? Yeah, I didn’t have it on my calendar either, but the Houseguest asked me to help her mark it with a simple fire ceremony.
Man versus Asparagus
Being a single guy and cooking for yourself is tough — at least it is if you're me — unless you consider baking a shitload of asparagus to be cooking.
Size Matters
Women frequently say (to men anyway) that size doesn't matter. But size matters. It always does.
Do Women Influence Men Positively?
A lot of guys in relationships secretly yearn for more independence. But is this level of freedom actually good for them?
I’m Sorry. Did you Say Anal Warts?
Spoiler alert. This post is about to get nasty. Delicate souls should stop reading now because no good will come of it. Trust me, you won't be enlightened, just horrified. Now you Schizer fans, well, pull up a chair and make yourselves comfy.
Trader Joe’s: My Hour of Hell
Against my better judgment, I agreed to go grocery shopping with the Houseguest. What was I thinking?
Tales from the Land Manatee 