When they say "This opportunity could change your life," usually they mean in a good way.
I'm finishing up a humorous piece (hopefully tonight), but here's a bit of free verse because organization is my mortal enemy apparently.
Seize opportunity while you can. You might not get a second chance.
If a man gets sick in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, does he still whine?
Do I enjoy working as a copywriter? Usually. But some days, I'd rather have bamboo splinters shoved under my fingernails.