4-year-old-goddaughter Alexa Seagraves watching tv drinking water out of a beer bottle

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The job of every little kid is to unintentionally humiliate you

I started writing about my long-ago battle of wits with my goddaughter...um, let's see -- maybe last year? To be honest, I have no idea. I was bad enough keeping track of time before COVID and now every day I'm asking myself "Wait, is today Blursday or Thriday the 81st of Junvember?" Anyway, better late than never, right?