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Sitting in a kebab shop in Manchester holding a massive kebab

Trying to Go On a Diet

On June 30, 2019January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor24 Comments

I hate dieting, but I didn't have much choice because I had to fit into my dress clothes for my cousin's wedding. And those calories weren't burning off by themselves.

The Land Manatee Returneth

On June 3, 2019January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor10 Comments

For those of you needing a Land Manatee fix, I'm back from the UK! It was a great trip though things didn't go as smoothly as I would have liked. Naturally.

I Hate Traveling. But My Bag Doesn’t.

On May 19, 2019 By Sean D. LaytonIn Humor22 Comments

With all the changed flights and airlines and the fact my wedding gear was in my bag, what were the odds something would go wrong?

Why I Hate Traveling

On May 18, 2019January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Humor5 Comments

Traveling isn't bad when things go smoothly. Of course, it's not going smoothly.

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Born in the UK, I have lived most of my life under the blazing Arizona sun. Okay, that’s a lie, I’ve been sheltering in the air-conditioned indoors. Anyway, I’m a starving writer with an MFA in creative writing (screenwriting & fiction) from ASU.

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