How Not to Burn Your House Down

On March 16, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Human Interest, Humor3 Comments

So the Persian New Year known as Nowruz is almost here. Are you excited? Yeah, I didn’t have it on my calendar either, but the Houseguest asked me to help her mark it with a simple fire ceremony.

The effects of eating asparagus by the panful

Man versus Asparagus

On February 21, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor, Musings5 Comments

Being a single guy and cooking for yourself is tough — at least it is if you're me — unless you consider baking a shitload of asparagus to be cooking.

There’s a Robot Out to Steal your Job

On February 18, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Human Interest, Humor, Musings2 Comments

Is it me or are robots stealing our jobs? Seriously, they're starting to crop up everywhere. They even have robot prostitutes. Where does it stop?

Size Matters

On February 14, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor1 Comment

Women frequently say (to men anyway) that size doesn't matter. But size matters. It always does.

Ridin’ Dirty — The Crips Story Part 2

On February 8, 2018April 25, 2023 By Sean D. LaytonIn Blasts from the Past, Humor7 Comments

Our story to this point: When last we saw our intrepid hero (me), things were going poorly for him, and he was on his way to "meet the rest of the Crips" — though not voluntarily.

Ridin’ Dirty — The Crips Story Part 1

On January 29, 2018April 25, 2023 By Sean D. LaytonIn Blasts from the Past, Humor7 Comments

You know, I was once young and dumb (as opposed to the current old and dumb version), which led me to make a questionable decision that resulted in a very memorable car ride.

Tiny woman popping out of surprised man's head to tell him what to do. Symbolic representation of how women influence men..

Do Women Influence Men Positively?

On January 24, 2018January 23, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor, Musings5 Comments

A lot of guys in relationships secretly yearn for more independence. But is this level of freedom actually good for them?

I’m Sorry. Did you Say Anal Warts?

On January 22, 2018August 5, 2021 By Sean D. LaytonIn Houseguest, Humor6 Comments

Spoiler alert. This post is about to get nasty. Delicate souls should stop reading now because no good will come of it. Trust me, you won't be enlightened, just horrified. Now you Schizer fans, well, pull up a chair and make yourselves comfy.