How bad was my dream? Well, it ended up in an expensive ambulance ride.
Category: Humor
Trying to Go On a Diet
I hate dieting, but I didn't have much choice because I had to fit into my dress clothes for my cousin's wedding. And those calories weren't burning off by themselves.
The Land Manatee Returneth
For those of you needing a Land Manatee fix, I'm back from the UK! It was a great trip though things didn't go as smoothly as I would have liked. Naturally.
I Hate Traveling. But My Bag Doesn’t.
With all the changed flights and airlines and the fact my wedding gear was in my bag, what were the odds something would go wrong?
I Hate Traveling: Paris Edition
Well, I'm making progress. I'm not in the right country, but at least I'm on the right continent.
I Hate Traveling Pt. 2
How are things going? Well, at least we didn't crash.
Why I Hate Traveling
Traveling isn't bad when things go smoothly. Of course, it's not going smoothly.
Not so Breaking News
Well, I'm about to head off into the wild blue yonder (if the Houseguest doesn't kill me for printing my ticket at 11pm — she's got the hearing of a bat).
WordPress Reblog Workaround: Press This
So, I bitched at WordPress about my dumb Business plan preventing reblogging. So, I just heard back from a Happiness Engineer.
I Live with a Plague Bearer
With the Houseguest sick again, I'm considering locking myself in my Man Cave with a can of Lysol.
Tales from the Land Manatee 