With the Houseguest sick again, I'm considering locking myself in my Man Cave with a can of Lysol.
Category: Humor
The Quest for the Mystical Harp
The only thing more discouraging than having to shop at Walmart is having to ask for help.
Musings: Use the Right Term!
I think people use terms incorrectly because they're lazy — or just to annoy me.
How Not to Take Care of Your Air Plant
People say air plants are supposed to be a hassle-free and hard to kill. I just want to go on record and say I didn't take it as a personal challenge to prove them wrong.
The Unwanted Passenger
When someone wanted a ride, I felt the pressure to cave. How was I going to get out of it?
Musings: Poem Haters?
I was kind of worried how my readers would react when I posted a couple of poems. Turns out my friends might be a bunch of poem haters.
Escaping Percy Granger
When they say "This opportunity could change your life," usually they mean in a good way.
Nature Hates My Car
My car, when it's clean, is on Nature's shit list. Literally.
Attack of the Mutant Guinea Pig
I'd always wanted a guinea pig when I was a kid, but it never happened. Then in grad school, I ended up with the mutant guinea pig from hell.
How (Not) to Fix a Broken Beard Trimmer
When my beard trimmer stopped working properly, I decided to take things (and a screwdriver) into my own hands and get it running again.
Tales from the Land Manatee 