You know, sometimes I'm too witty for my own good. It's something I had to learn the hard way.
Category: Humor
Living as a Cartoon Character
Ever feel like your life is stepping on one banana peel after another?
Land Manatee Swag
What's the best way to market your blog? Not with mugs and a car magnet branded with its logo. Anyway, so, my order just arrived today...
Musings: When your “Kid” is Way Older than You
It's kind of weird when you reverse roles with an elderly parent. Try laying down the law to a grumpy old man.
The Land Manatee’s Hiking Nightmare
People love hiking, but to me it means someone is being lazy and needs to get off their ass and build a road so I can drive there.
Fear of an Exploding Toilet
Plumbing issues are my worst nightmare. So of course, the plumbing gods decided it was time to toy with me.
Musings: I Hate Mistakes in Articles
I hate typos and other mistakes in articles on professional news sites. Is it just me or does no one seem to give a damn about quality anymore?
The Bad Uncle: A Christmas Tale of Procrastination
I'm such a bad uncle. Every year I go into the Christmas season with the best of intentions — and exit with the worst of excuses.
The Lost Art of Gift Wrapping
It's that dreaded gift-giving time of year, and I had to wrap a gift for my work Christmas party. Naturally, it didn't go quite as I intended. It never does.
Now Turn Your Head and Cough
If a man gets sick in the woods and there's no woman around to hear him, does he still whine?
Tales from the Land Manatee 