Who knew the ancient Egyptians thought the humble dung beetle was sacred? The Houseguest, that's who. And she was determined to tell me all about it — whether I wanted to hear about it or not.
Category: Humor
Is the Position of Dung Beetle Still Open?
Do I enjoy working as a copywriter? Usually. But some days, I'd rather have bamboo splinters shoved under my fingernails.
I’m Tired of Being Abused by Cox
Despite the innuendo, click-bait title, and juvenile humor, there is a decided lack of porn in this post. Just me being abused by my crappy ISP. Again.
Now Is the Lunchtime of My Discontent
Starbucks, my old nemesis, we meet again. But this time, I'm onto you.
The Houseguest is Going to Kill Me
Ever know you've screwed up? Like really bad? Like someone told you to do something and you said yeah, yeah, you would take care of it — and you meant to — but you just didn't get around it because, well, you just didn't? This is one of those times.
Did My Post Office Slip Into a Parallel Universe?
So, the Houseguest kept bugging me to mail her early voter ballot to her. Trips to the post office never end well — but what else could I do? So off I went.
Smoked Gouda Triskets Review: No Thanks!
This isn't really a review, but more of a lament that I don't have a time machine to go back and warn myself not to buy them.
Adventures in Supergluing
So, I superglued my hands together. Again. Yeah, that's right — again.
I Guess She Has a Point
Some nights, you just want your large chili...
Every Land Manatee Has Its Day
Ever have one skill that you practiced ceaselessly for hours on end until you perfected it? But you never had a chance to use it. That was me — until today.
Tales from the Land Manatee 